So yesterday when Kelly and I were getting our nails done we happened to glance up at the episode of Wheel of Fortune on TV. One man was spinning the wheel as he attempted to solve the following puzzle:
Category- Before & After (When two word phrases that share one word in common are put together to make one silly phrase)
He spins the wheel and guesses, "C!" What??? Kelly, me, and the woman in the chair next to me all laugh and scream, "Purified Water Buffalo, you idiot!" (Which is a great and fun thing to scream.)
An incredulous Pat Sajak passes the puzzle on to the next woman, who solves it correctly.
A bit later on we catch a glimpse of the next puzzle the contestants are working on:
Category- Food & Drink
Unbelievably, the woman with control of the board guesses an incorrect letter and loses her turn, because apparently 10 seconds isn't long enough to choose between all of the words that end in "utterscotch." At this, we are in disbelief.
"What is this, 'Stupid People Week' on Wheel of Fortune?" I ask.
"Yeah, I think they're doing a special Low IQ theme," Kelly answers.
The show goes to commercial, but when it comes back on a few minutes later we are paying attention. We watch as the camera sweeps by a smiling Vanna and focuses on Pat, then zooms out again to reveal that Sajak is standing in front of a gigantic, colorful sign. The sign reads--and I am 100% NOT lying here--"TEACHERS WEEK."