Which would be the worst gift to give someone?
- A box of 20 live hamsters anonymously FedExed to his or her door
- One of those pictures that come with the frame when you buy it, but without the frame
- A $1000 "Kimora Lee Simmons Online Gift Card" redeemable only for products at KimoraLeeSimmons.com (Sidenote to Kimora's people: If WorldsMostAnnoyingBitch.com doesn't already re-direct to your site, you are losing some relevant hits).
- An STD
Choose wisely--like I said, this is science!
P.S. There is a right answer.
Clearly, anything bearing the name "Kimora" is the worst. Most STDs can be treated.
Posted by: NG | Oct 03, 2007 at 08:00 AM
the hamsters, i would feel like mike vike when i killed them...
Posted by: rf | Oct 03, 2007 at 08:21 AM
I'll take anything I can sell on ebay, so the worst are the STD and the hamsters. but i bet the aspca will take the hamsters.
Posted by: EmGusk | Oct 03, 2007 at 08:50 AM
people are still commenting on america's most fonted. really?
Posted by: EmGusk | Oct 03, 2007 at 08:51 AM
I going to choose shitty picture without the frame. I would force myself to keep it, because I can't seem to throw things away.
Posted by: meg' | Oct 03, 2007 at 09:43 AM
They're all bad, but I would say hamsters are the worst because they're a living thing that you would have to deal with. The picture and gift card wouldn't die if you hid them in your attic.
Posted by: Pammy | Oct 03, 2007 at 11:06 AM
i notice crossword puzzle book is omitted. score!
Posted by: best gift giver ever | Oct 03, 2007 at 11:49 AM