Royal Tennenbaum Finger Puppets, $39
This shop also features a Barack puppet and an Ira Glass one. Yes, you can now have your own little felt Ira Glass.
Knitted Power Cord, $25
A scarf/belt/whatever for nerds/electricians/whatever.
Elliot Bird Necklace, $65
Not as eccentric as a live parrot on your shoulder, but also will never poop on your head.
Milk and Bread Necklace, $40
Maybe next this seller can make solid gold twist ties.
Harper Coin Purse-Made of Salvaged Banner, $8
Just bought one of these for myself.
Beep Boop Oop Card, $2.25
When you care enough to send your very robot-est.