This Week in Internet: Dachshunds, Canaries, and Swedish Fish

This made me laugh:

 

Police bust canary fighting operation.  Really?? That's a thing?  Reeeeallly?? (Also, I love the subhead: "150 birds seized, 19 face charges.")

I want this blue beer.  It looks like Mondo.

Best Twilight cake ever.

Rita's is introducing a Swedish Fish flavor.  Someone alert my sister and my dad!

The Fast Food Mafia has been updated!

Here's the song list for Guitar Hero 5.

If you never got that hamburger bed you wanted, maybe you owe yourself a set of hamburger scatter cushions to make up for it.

The 10 Worst Evolutionary Designs

You know what people on Craigslist can't spell?  Dachshund. 

Pearl with a Girl Earring

This is cool, but also looks pretty disgusting.

Panda bread!

Comments

[EmGusk]

Remember when you and Kelly found the Mondo in my backseat? I bought it because my mom never would get it for me in elementary school and I wanted to finally get it for myself.

Also I need to remember to post earlier on Fridays so it doesn't just look like I'm reposting everything you put on your blog.

[Lauren]

hahahaha YES. i believe that got me started on my story about how i have a bottle of orbitz that i have saved for about 12+ years now.

re: simul-posting, we need to come up with some kind of custody agreement. it's the only way.

[EmGusk]

My recent solution has been, wait till Sunday to post and hope people forget what you said on Friday.

[Caitlar]

I actually had Swedish Fish water ice on Saturday (yes, in Philadelphia we call it WATER ICE). It surprisingly tastes exactly like Swedish Fish.