The Teen Choice Awards were earlier this week, but it has taken me
several days to get an appropriate fashion recap together. This is
probably because I am old.
While 90% of American teens are overdoing it with the whole emo trend,
Lil' Mama has decided to instead overdo it with the lesser-known emu
trend. What a difference a vowel makes.
have never heard of this Drake Bell person before. This means that
literally EVERYTHING I know about him is that (1) he exists; and (2) he
owns flowered velvet flare pants. So, I would say that Drake Bell and
I are not off to a good start.
I am not entirely sure why Jordana Brewster was at this event. I am
entirely sure that her dress looks like a full-body sports bra.
I would make fun of this look, but it actually incorporates two of my favorite trends: frowning, and metal shark teeth.
So, I have this style rule. It's actually pretty simple: a good dress
should not remind anyone of the phrase "massive dandruff." This dress
breaks that rule.
So . . . these guys just look like a bunch of dweebs.
I don't know why, but I can't shake the feeling that the bottom half of this dress would look better as a hat. On a monkey.