Because reading four 500-page vampire books already in 2009 is clearly not enough, my roommate and I are currently making our way through the Sookie Stackhouse novels (the books HBO's True Blood is based on). These books are your typical story of mind-reading waitress meets vampire, but oh--there's a twist. And the twist is that the author of these books looks exactly like Chris Farley. Here is the picture that appears on the back inside-cover of the first book:
Whoa. That is intense. If writing books ever gets boring, this lady needs to team up with Chris Farley baby and go on a world tour.