Crocs + Ke$ha = funny.
Screech's tell-all book is out; here are the 11 most scandalous revelations. Yes, one involves Johnny Dakota. (thx, Valerie)
Artistic renditions of Ninja Turtles.
New fave blog of the week: Awkward Stock Photos.
Unhappy hipsters. (thx, Caitlar)
The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items. I want them all. (thx, Em)
Awesome celeb mug shot embroidery. I want a Hugh Grant mug shot for my powder room. And no, I don't really call it that, but I will when I start hanging embroidery in it. (thx, Stephanie)
"The U.S. National Research Council (NRC) released a new report that calls for an international asteroid defense agency that can organize a proper mission to counter possible asteroid threats." Bruce Willis, are you available?