Good news for people who love Spandex (and Jersey Shore): J-WOWW's clothing line, Filthy Couture, is now available for purchase. Needless to say, the website selling the clothing features some Awesome Moments in Copywriting History.
For example, the description for the "Spring Lilac" dress reads like
it was translated into Japanese and then back to English again.
Passive voice has never sounded so Jerseylicious!
This next dress is playful . . . like a lily?
Also, "lace inspired fabric?" I am making a WTF-inspired face.
Ready for some Gooolllllden Glaaammourrrr?
Sorry, but if I'm spending $539 on a dress, it should come with complete sentences.
BTW, If you are suddenly feeling infinitely tranquil after seeing this next dress, it is because it is a dress of INFINITE TRANQUILITY!
These are all great, but my favorite might be this pair of descriptions:
Be careful, though! The product page for swimwear includes the following note:
While all Filthy Couture Style Swimwear bathing suits are safe to wear in both the pool and the ocean, they are not meant for strenuous swimming activities.That's really too bad. I was planning on wearing mine to compete in the Olympics.