Today's NYT included a very interesting (at least, it was interesting to my little born-in-'80s brain) article called "Beloved Characters as Reimagined for the 21st Century." The best possible summary of it I can give is: LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.
One
of my favorite characters from childhood has been Bratzed. According
to the article, this is because "an unusually large number of classic
characters for children are being
freshened up and reintroduced as their corporate owners try to cater to
parents' nostalgia and children's YouTube-era sensibilities." Well
thanks, but consider my nostalgia officially NOT catered to on this
one. I have no daughters, but I hardly feel like I could bond with one
over her hussified version of my innocent childhood doll; in fact, the
contrast between the two actually detracts from any sense of
connectedness because it makes it so starkly apparent how much the
concept of girlhood has changed and warped in the past couple decades.
Am I alone in my outrage here? Part of me feels dangerously close
to those nerds who come out of the woodwork every time a Star Wars
re-make or a movie based on some geeky book comes out so they can rant,
rant, rant about the injustices done to the original work. Plus, it's
not like all the dolls I had in the '80s and '90s were completely
de-sexed and inoffensive (Barbie, anyone?). I can't really make the
argument that dolls have only just recently begun to reflect
unrealistic body types and anti-feminist attributes, but I am disturbed
nonetheless by the notion--whether true or untrue--that Strawberry
Shortcake could not appeal to today's kids without a complete overhaul
of her face, hair, and clothes.
I guess my problem isn't so much that they are doing this to dolls in general, but that they are doing it to my dolls.
Obviously it's an affront to my nostalgic sensibilities, but it also
implies certain things I don't agree with. Like, why does Strawberry
Shortcake need to be more "today?" It's not like we were all wearing
bloomers and pinafores a la Strawberry in the '80s--her getup was
outdated then, too. Because she was a doll, with a whimsical
back story and a gang of fruity friends who lived in a place called
Strawberryland and required a little imagination to appreciate.
I'm hoping this trend just goes away, but it looks like it will
claim at least one more of my favorite character lines before all is
said and done--from the article: "American Greetings is dusting off
another of its lines, the Care Bears,
which will return with a fresh look this fall (less belly fat, longer
eyelashes)."
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