This Week In Internet: Madness!
Mar 16, 2007
Because it's March, everything must be done in a one-on-one matchup style. This is the way of the Madness.
Who's Better?
The man who is expecting six children with six different women
, all of them due in August, September and October:
"No, I be concubining," he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.
. . . Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.
--OR--
Any woman who chooses to get married in a bridal gown inspired by Disney princesses ?
Verdict: OK, the guy with the six baby mommas at least has a good vocabulary, which is redeeming. "I be concubining" may be the best statement ever uttered. And I can safely say that if one of my female friends asked me to shell out big bucks for some "maiden" dress to offset her Snow White gown at her Disney-themed wedding, I would look at her and say, "You be crack-smoking." The winner is the Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad to Be.
Which is the more awesome legal matter?
The newly-passed resolution in a case we have been tracking on this site "declaring 'Arkansas's' the proper possessive form of the state's name;"
--OR--
This story out of Montana, wherein "a Billings prosecutor had told a district judge that Phillip C. Holliday Jr., 42, claimed a unicorn was driving when his truck crashed into a light pole earlier this month. But on Wednesday, the chief prosecutor said it was all a misunderstanding."
Verdict: I love me some grammar. The winner is Arkansas.
What is lamer:
The fact that 20% of men in this survey admitted to sleeping with a teddy bear,
--OR--
This " grownup-sized inflatable hamster ball?"
Verdict: Obvi the teddy bear thing. That hamster ball is awesome. I would live in it.
What is cooler:
Chewing gum that changes your body odor,
--OR--
A chandelier made out of gummy bears?
Verdict: I'm kind of freaked out by that gum. A chandelier made of gummy bears, though? That's the opposite of freaky! In fact, I can think of nothing more comforting than serving dinner to my houseguests in a room suffused with the light of a thousand little gelatinous fruity blobs.
A few more linkies:
- The emoticon turns 25
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What if the asteroid had missed the dinosaurs?
- Bizarre things German customs confiscated last year
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Tracking the origin of names like "Bennifer" and "Brangelina"
- Beer Madness! Sunday Source has 64 brews face off
- Huge URL
is way useful. You can now visit this site by visiting "
http://www.hugeurl.com/
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Most-viewed Wikipedia pages
That's
all, peeps. Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day and enjoy the confluence of
beer-drinking and basketball-watching that will surely ensue.
A) Even I wouldn't get the Disney wedding gown...
B) I already cut out the beer bracket. I think we should have a gathering where we can test all of them. (we can cut out the ones that suck. like PBR.)
C) I have no C, but felt that it was necessary. I liked this list, gracias.
Posted by: EmGusk | Mar 20, 2007 at 05:48 PM
Don’ t know why this made me laugh... hmm, maybe cuz it’ s such a FOXY BROWN thing to do. Those fracking tats is how I tell them apart actually. LOL, and just remembered that I was at the new MAC store in Rancho Mirage last night and they have a huuuuge photo of her, looks pretty hot I must say.
Posted by: | Apr 24, 2009 at 04:05 PM