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This Week In Internet: Madness!

Because it's March, everything must be done in a one-on-one matchup style.  This is the way of the Madness.

Who's Better?
The man who is expecting six children with six different women , all of them due in August, September and October:

"Are you marrying a woman with six children?" asked the confused judge.

"No, I be concubining," he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

. . . Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.

--OR--

Any woman who chooses to get married in a bridal gown inspired by Disney princesses ?

"The brand extensions will be inspired by the princesses as well," Cleghorn said. "Bridesmaid dresses will be called maidens and accessories will be called jewels."

Verdict: OK, the guy with the six baby mommas at least has a good vocabulary, which is redeeming.  "I be concubining" may be the best statement ever uttered.  And I can safely say that if one of my female friends asked me to shell out big bucks for some "maiden" dress to offset her Snow White gown at her Disney-themed wedding, I would look at her and say, "You be crack-smoking."  The winner is the Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad to Be.

Which is the more awesome legal matter?

The newly-passed resolution in a case we have been tracking on this site "declaring 'Arkansas's' the proper possessive form of the state's name;"

--OR--

This story out of Montana, wherein "a Billings prosecutor had told a district judge that Phillip C. Holliday Jr., 42, claimed a unicorn was driving when his truck crashed into a light pole earlier this month. But on Wednesday, the chief prosecutor said it was all a misunderstanding."

Verdict: I love me some grammar.  The winner is Arkansas.

What is lamer:

The fact that 20% of men in this survey admitted to sleeping with a teddy bear,

--OR--

This " grownup-sized inflatable hamster ball?"

Verdict: Obvi the teddy bear thing.  That hamster ball is awesome.  I would live in it.

What is cooler:

Chewing gum that changes your body odor,

--OR--

A chandelier made out of gummy bears?

Verdict: I'm kind of freaked out by that gum.  A chandelier made of gummy bears, though?  That's the opposite of freaky!  In fact, I can think of nothing more comforting than serving dinner to my houseguests in a room suffused with the light of a thousand little gelatinous fruity blobs.

A few more linkies:

- The emoticon turns 25
- What if the asteroid had missed the dinosaurs?
- Bizarre things German customs confiscated last year
- Tracking the origin of names like "Bennifer" and "Brangelina"
- Beer Madness!  Sunday Source has 64 brews face off
- Huge URL is way useful.  You can now visit this site by visiting " http://www.hugeurl.com/?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 "
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That's all, peeps.  Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day and enjoy the confluence of beer-drinking and basketball-watching that will surely ensue.

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EmGusk

A) Even I wouldn't get the Disney wedding gown...
B) I already cut out the beer bracket. I think we should have a gathering where we can test all of them. (we can cut out the ones that suck. like PBR.)
C) I have no C, but felt that it was necessary. I liked this list, gracias.

Don’ t know why this made me laugh... hmm, maybe cuz it’ s such a FOXY BROWN thing to do. Those fracking tats is how I tell them apart actually. LOL, and just remembered that I was at the new MAC store in Rancho Mirage last night and they have a huuuuge photo of her, looks pretty hot I must say.

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