Because it's March, everything must be done in a one-on-one matchup style. This is the way of the Madness.
The man who is expecting six children with six different women , all of them due in August, September and October:
"No, I be concubining," he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.
. . . Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.
Any woman who chooses to get married in a bridal gown inspired by Disney princesses ?
Verdict: OK, the guy with the six baby mommas at least has a good vocabulary, which is redeeming. "I be concubining" may be the best statement ever uttered. And I can safely say that if one of my female friends asked me to shell out big bucks for some "maiden" dress to offset her Snow White gown at her Disney-themed wedding, I would look at her and say, "You be crack-smoking." The winner is the Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad-Dad to Be.
Which is the more awesome legal matter?
The newly-passed resolution in a case we have been tracking on this site "declaring 'Arkansas's' the proper possessive form of the state's name;"
This story out of Montana, wherein "a Billings prosecutor had told a district judge that Phillip C. Holliday Jr., 42, claimed a unicorn was driving when his truck crashed into a light pole earlier this month. But on Wednesday, the chief prosecutor said it was all a misunderstanding."
Verdict: I love me some grammar. The winner is Arkansas.
What is lamer:
The fact that 20% of men in this survey admitted to sleeping with a teddy bear,
Verdict: Obvi the teddy bear thing. That hamster ball is awesome. I would live in it.
What is cooler:
Verdict: I'm kind of freaked out by that gum. A chandelier made of gummy bears, though? That's the opposite of freaky! In fact, I can think of nothing more comforting than serving dinner to my houseguests in a room suffused with the light of a thousand little gelatinous fruity blobs.
A few more linkies:
- The emoticon turns 25
- What if the asteroid had missed the dinosaurs?
- Bizarre things German customs confiscated last year
- Tracking the origin of names like "Bennifer" and "Brangelina"
- Beer Madness! Sunday Source has 64 brews face off
- Huge URL is way useful. You can now visit this site by visiting " http://www.hugeurl.com/
- Most-viewed Wikipedia pages
That's all, peeps. Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day and enjoy the confluence of beer-drinking and basketball-watching that will surely ensue.