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I thought this New Yorker piece, "The Wisdom of Children," was truly hilarious.  Here's an excerpt from Part I, "A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table:"

FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.

So this week's theme is for the kids: A Day At Elementary School.

Art Class



Computer Class

Media Center


  • The first time I have ever looked at a brownie pan and thought, "genius!" 



Slogan generator mixes a random thing with a random advertising slogan.  Some of the better results it generated for me:

Incest: Reach out and touch someone
Venereal disease: Get the sensation
Nerve gas: Betcha can't eat just one
Hepatitis: Yeah, we've got that


Gym Class

School's out, kids.  Have a good weekend.


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i also loveddd that new yorker article. i read it at break and was literally laughing out loud. awesome. i am also glad someone else caught it. what are you doing tonight ps?

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