I just know there's got to be a better caption for this image than "Warning: Suffocation Risk." I'm challenging you to come up with something funnier. We could call it a Funny Caption Contest, but I don't want Jerome to think I'm copying the Caption Contest he had on the Blue Pages. Instead, we'll call it a Shmunny Shmaption Shmontest. So let's here those Shmaptions, people. Make 'em shmunny.