"A Philadelphia couple . . . will take their sweet communication skills to another level as the only words the two can exchange for a month will be printed on M&M's." Apparently M&Ms is going to give them $1000 for each day they make it without talking, so they can earn up to $31,000. This, to me--and please picture me shuffling through a gigantic bag of M&Ms and then placing each of these words in front of you to slowly, inexorably make my point--seems like
This one's for Clanky: The 10 Hottest Movie Robots.
"Because of a transmission error, a film review yesterday about 'Live Free or Die Hard' misstated the critic's description of the plot. It should have been described as 'logic-defying,' not 'logic-defined.'"
It looks like a zebra wearing white long sleeved Under Armor or something.
My favorite innovations this week:
Headline of the week: Drunk woman fell in concrete mixer.
K, I'm off to go try and find me a pet zorse. See you Monday.