LMNOP

Argument against getting a puppy:
Puppies take up a shitload of your time.

Argument for getting a puppy:

Argument against getting a puppy:
Having a puppy costs a lot of money that could be spent on Pop Tarts and sweatpants.

Argument for getting a puppy:

Argument against getting a puppy:
By taking an animal into your home, you are basically agreeing to oversee and tend to virtually every bowel movement he will have for the rest of his life.

Argument for getting a puppy:

Argument against getting a puppy:

Puppies will chew everything you own.  This behavior will range from merely annoying (shoes, clothes, cell phones) to downright dangerous (electrical cords, batteries).

Argument for getting a puppy:

Argument against getting a puppy:

The soundtrack of your life will consist only of barking, squeaky toys and dog farts.

Argument for getting a puppy:

As a sidenote, you're probably wondering if I plan on blogging about my dog every other day for the rest of my life.  Fair question.  Let me assure you that I do not intend to turn this blog into The Daily Pancake; however, you also have to understand that I have no time to do anything but go to work, come home and follow this puppy around and remove foreign objects from his mouth.  That doesn't leave me with much else to talk about.

Also, say a little prayer, because my little guy's about to lose his little guys--Pancake gets neutered tomorrow!