Genius Moment of the Week
Dissertation to Follow

Next Year They Will Begin Selling Actual Babies

You probably know who Anne Geddes is, but have you ever been to her website?  Turns out putting babies in flower pots is more than just a photography gimmick--it's a freaking industry.  Today I browsed Ms. Geddes' crazy site and found the following products for sale.

"Daffodils" Duvet from the Anne Geddes Bed Linen Collection

Daffodils

Remember that scene in Dodgeball where Vince Vaughan goes to Ben Stiller's wife's house (can't remember the characters' names) and sees all those unicorns everywhere and is really creeped out?  If you are interested in being similarly creepy, but lack the means to buy all those unicorns, I would like to recommend this duvet as an alternative.

The Anne Geddes Mastercard

Financial3

The Anne Geddes credit card: just what you need so that the next time a cashier asks you how you will be paying today, you can answer, "In babies.  I will be paying with babies today."

The Anne Geddes Hat

Caps

Detail close-up:

Capdetailleft

There are many bizarre items in the clothing section of Anne's site, but these hats are my favorite.  I am trying to think of what scenario they would make sense in, and I think I've got it: an OB-GYN softball team.

The Anne Geddes Watch

90912009_det_01

What time is it?!  BABY TIME!

Everyone, pretend to be surprised when I get you all Anne Geddes products for Christmas.

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

meg'

seriously creepy! but i like the softball team idea.

EmGusk

i seriously feel bad for the men married to the women who buy this stuff. plus, how awkward would it be to have "relations" in a bed with baby pictures plastered on it.

i hope i mom-sanitized that comment.

amanda

i remember when the baby on the watch was super popular. it was 1996. MOVE ON PEOPLE! LIVE IN THE NOW!!!!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)