Another Delicious Recipe from the Makers of "Kitchen Fire Pancakes"
Jan 22, 2009
As I glanced down at my dinner plate today before starting to eat, I realized today's meal looked even more awful than my usual creations. I decided to photograph it and then provide you all with the simple, five-step recipe for making it yourselves.
Lauren's Easy Disaster Chicken
- Take an unlabeled bottle that you think probably contains olive oil and dump a generous amount into a possibly-clean skillet. Set the burner to medium-ish so the oil heats while you are preparing the chicken.
- Get out a can of bread crumbs and dump some onto the chicken. Ignore the instructions on the can that say to first coat the chicken with milk/egg/flour/whatever. Trust me--if you dump enough on, some of 'em will stick to the chicken.
- Drop the chicken onto your heated skillet. When it starts to sound angry, flip it over. and cook some more.
- Plate your chicken and cut it into pieces.
- Garnish with an English muffin with strawberry jam.
Bon appetit!
god you SUCK at cooking but I still wuv you
Posted by: James Buchanan | Jan 23, 2009 at 06:06 PM
I actually think that looks tasty. What does that say about MY cooking skills? haha
Posted by: Jess | Jan 23, 2009 at 09:00 PM
In the event something happens with your current job, it looks like you're more than qualified to be a chef at my office's cafeteria.
Posted by: matt | Jan 23, 2009 at 11:43 PM