A Sexual Preference (gay, straight, attracted to cats, etc.): ____________
D-List Celebrity: ____________
Geographic Location: ____________
Verb ending in -ing: ____________
Another verb ending in -ing:____________
Type of liquid: ____________
Did you do it? Great! Then I think you have what it takes to be a VH1 reality programming alternative. I am convinced that in order to come up with shows like I Love Money and Rock of Love, the folks at VH1 must at this point either be playing Mad Libs or just spinning a big wheel. And since I couldn't make a big wheel for you all, I went with Mad Libs. Fill in your responses below to come up with your very own hit show!
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New VH1 Show: I Love (Noun) !
In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of (sexual preference) men and/or women are picked to live in a house with (D-List Celebrity) for two months. Hosted by comedian-and- (profession) Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in (Geographic Location) , the show will feature zany challenges, such as a (verb ending in -ing) while (other verb ending in -ing) contest and a game of naked (sport) played in a (liquid) -filled hot tub.
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Please include your results in the comments. I need to see what I will be watching in the coming months.