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MadLibsIMPROMPTU MAD LIB TIME!   Jot down answers for the following blanks, and then click to continue.  (I want to see finished Mad Libs in the comments, so I am counting on you to really do this.)

Noun: ____________
A Sexual Preference (gay, straight, attracted to cats, etc.): ____________
D-List Celebrity: ____________
Profession: ____________
Geographic Location: ____________
Verb ending in -ing: ____________
Another verb ending in -ing:____________
Sport:____________
Type of liquid: ____________

OK, ready?

Did you do it?  Great!  Then I think you have what it takes to be a VH1 reality programming alternative.  I am convinced that in order to come up with shows like I Love Money and Rock of Love, the folks at VH1 must at this point either be playing Mad Libs or just spinning a big wheel.  And since I couldn't make a big wheel for you all, I went with Mad Libs.  Fill in your responses below to come up with your very own hit show!

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New VH1 Show: I Love    (Noun)   !

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of     (sexual preference)     men and/or women are picked to live in a house with    (D-List Celebrity)    for two months.  Hosted by comedian-and-   (profession)    Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in    (Geographic Location)   , the show will feature zany challenges, such as a    (verb ending in -ing)    while    (other verb ending in -ing)    contest and a game of naked    (sport)    played in a    (liquid)    -filled hot tub.

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Please include your results in the comments.  I need to see what I will be watching in the coming months.

Comments

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matt

I got bored when I got to the D-list celebrity blank, but I still think VH1 might go for my new show, I Love PiƱa Colada, which is about a group of people who are only sexually attracted to manga drawings.

Beer

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of fontophile men and/or women are picked to live in a house with Paris Hilton for two months. Hosted by comedian-and- pharmacist Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in Tonga, the show will feature zany challenges, such as a cleaning while preening contest and a game of naked cricket played in a Gatorade-filled hot tub.

Lauren

Naked cricket in a Gatorade-filled hot tub? Awesome!

Michelle Boizelle

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of Gay men and/or women are picked to live in a house with Kathy Griffin for two months. Hosted by comedian-and- Insurance agent Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in Jamaica , the show will feature zany challenges, such as a swimming while (fighting) contest and a game of naked croquet played in a mountain dew -filled hot tub.

Jerome

Actually, I'd watch my show, just to see gay men and women live in a house with the guy who played Carl Winslow on family matters.

Jossbot

New VH1 Show: I Love (Noun) !

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of genetically altered men and/or women are picked to live in a house with the kid from the "kicked him in the penis" commercial for two months. Hosted by comedian-and-iron chef Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in space, the show will feature zany challenges, such as a moon hiking while eating doritos contest and a game of naked civil war reenactment played in a goo gone-filled hot tub.
:)

Jossbot

Ooops I forgot the most important part, the title to my show!

New VH1 Show: I Love Goo!

Emily

This is fantastic. Ironically, the D-List celebrity I chose was Megan Hauserman of Beauty and the Geek/Rock of Love/I Love Money fame. Her new show, "I Love Avocado!" will be filmed on location in Indiana.

President Rutherford B. Hayes

New VH1 Show: I Love Spaceship!

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of Potatohead Lover men and/or women are picked to live in a house with Your Momz for two months. Hosted by comedian-and- Gum Scraper Dude Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in your Momz house , the show will feature zany challenges, such as a squatting while swashbuckling contest and a game of naked Championship Mexican Hat Dancing played in a the wet type of liquid -filled hot tub.

Lauren

These are awesome.

vero

In this exciting new VH1 reality show, a group of necrophyllic men and/or women are picked to live in a house with Zachary Ty Brian for two months. Hosted by comedian-and-carpenter Jokey McWhatever and filmed on location in the Czech Republic, the show will feature zany challenges, such as a hugging while juggling contest and a game of naked four-square played in a hot cocoa-filled hot tub.

Jerome

Wow, Zachary Ty Brian, nice one!

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