My nephew is now 18 months old, which means he is getting smart. I am going to have to start thinking really seriously about how best to position myself as favorite aunt. Some ideas include:
- Always having Tic Tacs
- Teaching him bad words when my sister isn't listening
- Spreading rumors that Aunt Kate is a witch and eats baby toes
- Buying his love with quarters
If you have experience in the area of Convincing a Toddler to Love You the Most, please leave some pointers. I may run out of quarters pretty fast.