Retirement Planning
Oct 13, 2009
It came to my attention today that my projected early retirement date is May 18, 2043, a.k.a. INFINITY YEARS AWAY. (Thank you, company HR system, for providing this mind-boggling information.) Time to start planning!
Things I Can Maybe Do When I Stop Working in 2043
- Retire to jetpack community in Florida
- Spend more time with grand-bots
- Take up knitting . . . WITH MY MIND
- See parts of the country that have not fallen into the ocean
- Learn to play shuffleborg
- Quietly bide my time (approx. 15 minutes) till the Apocalypse
Did I forget anything? Let me know, because clearly I need to figure this out ASAP.
A+++ would lol again
Posted by: jess | Oct 13, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Where are those jetpacks anyway? They've been the symbol of the future for like 60 years already. Maybe they come after unisex unitards become standard.
Posted by: Amanda I. | Oct 14, 2009 at 06:17 PM
Good question. I would really, really, really like to have a jetpack.
Posted by: Lauren | Oct 14, 2009 at 11:10 PM