LMNOP

Michelle is back from her stay at the Hamster Hotel, and she informs me that the experience was extreeeeeeemely weird.  She also gave me a sneak peek of some photos, and they are AWESOME.  She is working on a recap with pictures and commentary, but it will take a few days to produce.  In the meantime, she sent me the amazing questionnaire that the hotel e-mailed her after her stay.  My favorite part of the questionnaire is where it asks the guest to review a list of free, additional services the hotel is considering providing to future guests, and indicate if they are services he/she would want to take advantage of.  The services, with rough English translations, are listed below:

• Paquet de graînes sur place pour l'apéritif (Package of seeds on the spot for an aperitif)
• Bouteuille de jus de pomme fermier (Bottle of apple juice)
• Paquet de graîne offert pour le départ (Package of seeds upon departure)
• Un… véritable hamster offert pour chaque séjour (A real hamster offered for every stay)

If those aren't awesome enough, the hotel is also considering adding some paid services.  The survey asks if Michelle would be interested in paying for the following in a future visit:

• Massage à domicile avec musique hamster (In-room massage with music hamster?)
• Livraison repas à domicile (Room service)
• Livraison vin bio à domicile (Wine delivery)

If someone can translate those better, feel free to do so in the comments.  I am relying on Google Translate, because I never took French.  However,I am fairly certain we have come across the only customer satisfaction survey in the world that asks if the customer's experience could have been bettered by being given a live hamster.