A Lot of Textbooks Are Going to Need to Be Reprinted
Mar 09, 2010
OK, humanity, pull the car over. We can stop evolution now. We've gotten there: the ultimate point of all of this. We cannot improve.
Someone has invented shoes that hold candy.
Yes. You heard me. First there was the discovery of fire; then, the invention of the wheel. And then someone put candy in shoes.
Scientists, please revise the evolutionary diagram as follows:
Thank you.
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hilarious!
Posted by: meg' | Mar 10, 2010 at 04:05 PM
But more important, let's think about all the other things we could put in those shoes!! Cookies! Spaghetti-O's! Beer! Wow, I am honored to live in a time of candy-holding shoe inventions. Epic.
Posted by: M2Marathon | Mar 10, 2010 at 04:16 PM
someone tell lady gaga, stat
Posted by: Caitlar | Mar 14, 2010 at 12:34 PM