LMNOP

I checked on guidette again this morning.  I gotta say--she looked bigger, but not necessarily better.

Here is a somewhat harsh-looking closeup:

Yikes.  In retrospect, it seems clear that I should have stored the bottle horizontally so that she could have had more space to stretch her legs.  Now she is sadly crippled, and no amount of bending will help.  I present this final before-and-after shot, in which poor guidette can't even stand:

Bigger is not always better, my friends.  But toys that cost $1?  Always worth the money.