LMNOP

From an article in Washingtonian about lions, and what it takes for lion cubs to be born:

"The keepers collect fecal samples from the lion yard every day. To tell whose poop is whose, they add green peas to Naba’s food, black-eyed peas to Shera’s, and rice to Luke’s. Other zoos use edible glitter or cake dye."

I don't know about you, but my day has been officially made by the fact that somewhere out there, lions are literally shitting glitter.

Sometimes the world isn't so bad.